Favorite Movie Moments 1 - "Ooooh My Gaaaawd."

Hey NEF's! This is part of a new series of my favorite movie moments. There's so many to choose from, but I had this stuck in my head this morning.

My New War - Konica Minolta vs. Monster

Please... someone, tell me what this picture means. THERES NO WORDS ON THE INSTALLATION BOOKLET. No one at Konica Minolta can tell me either because "We don't just keep installation books laying around." They have the most pathetic customer support ever. Do not buy Konica Minolta brand anything.

Someone Threw up a Kids Puzzle on my Book Cover

Ugh. I gag just looking at this, and I created it. WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

Monday vs. Monster, 104- 0

Cripes, mondays are hard! I originally wanted to do something involving CBS's hit reality show, "Survivor" but I just couldn't get it to look right, so I started drawing this robot, and It didin't look right either, so I worked with glowing effects, and they turned out decent at best.... BLAH!!! More to come later, or some other day.

"Dude, what would you do if a Polar Bear walked in here?"

That was the start of the conversation with my roommate that spawned this little number. "I would get a broom, some tape, and my hunting knife, then I would hold the kitchen door and stab the shit out of it." (Not an exact quote, but eh, close enough.) He then made references to 300 in which I proclaimed I would narrate. "The hunter... stalks his prey, but it is the hunter who will soon feel the sting of death...."

My roommates most notable trait? His anger. So he'd probably find time to yell at me while fighting a polar bear... or maybe just stab me instead.

You wouldn't like me when Im slightly irked.

Let me tell you people. You are all very lucky I don't have super powers. Cause I would have just became a super villain. This whole week has been shit. But, As I vent this, I feel better. People have started to respond to my tweets, so Im not completely invisible (but I found that out a couple of days ago when I slipped into the womens dressing room...PERVY and Fictional.)

So heres my self portrait in a Tim Sale-esque style done in roughly 10 mins. I feel slow, I feel angry. I have too much coffee in me and the bathroom is too far away. I dont think it will be a new drawing tomorrow, I might just work on this one some more. Don't say I didn't warn ya. But then again. Who the fuck is paying attention?

Later, NEFs.

Harry Potter and the Multiple Lawsuits

Flippin' A, Son. Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling just can't catch a break...well, at least another one. How many people have tried to sue the UK's richest woman? Yes, HP series does have a lot of common themes with existing stories. We get it. But everything can be boiled down to look like anything. Who actually thinks sitting in court is enjoyable? I wouldn't, at this point maybe J.K. could get work as a stenographer... but then again, she's already filthy rich. I just think it would cut the boredom.

Everyone Hates Aquaman...

Awww poor, Aquaman. X-Play, Seinfeld, The State, Spin City, The Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly Odd Parents, Back at the Barnyard, South Park, and Robot Chicken have all made fun of you. Your powers include talking to the feeesh. But not being able to control the feeesh. So one time a piranha bit off your hand. Oh the irony. Hang in there fella, and if you can manage to not drown, that would be pretty super.

Now THAT'S amore!

Lovely Morning, my NEFs. Here's what I got my loveah for V-day a nice pictureesque... picture of us! Sappy Words Not included. Blah!

Capes and Babes, check it out!

Capes and Babes. If you love comic books and internets, you'll love Capes and Babes. Somehow me saying that three times reminds me of "Boats and Hoes" from Step Brothers. But anyway, check it out. RIGHT. FRIGGIN'. NOW.

Forgot the Link, Sorry.

http://www.capesnbabes.com/

NOW GO, My NEFs.

"Wheeeeeen you're feelin' down, and need to get away from pet peeves, just look at a cute picture of this cat Sleeves!!!"

Still working on a theme song for no apparent reason. So this is Sleeves the Cat, who is cute. Look at those eyes! You're supposed to be going "Awwwwwwwww" and then I'm all "Yeah, Awwwwww is right." So yep. No one comment on yesterdays drawing. Sigh... I hate you guys. From now on, I will refer to you all as Non existent fans! NEFs!!! It was Jon Stewart, you dummy dumbs. Anyway. I draw cute things. Hire me to illustrate your book. Im cheap right now cause Im not famous and poor. But when Im famous, Im going to literally charge you one arm and leg. And then I will keep them in jars in my basement as replacement parts. So, I guess Ill need a lot of left handed clients. Are you left handed?

Hey... you. Yep, you specifically. This drawing is for you! This person pictured is a famous person that you are supposed to guess who it is. I didn't draw it too well so that some guessing would take place. Then you get to tell me what to draw. Because I'm tired of thinking. And you win a special non-existent prize!!!

I put on my Robe and Wizard hat...

Ag! I so used to be able to see my pictures, but now? Nothing... NOTHING!!!!

Anyway, this is a wizard probably for my Genre Savvy Story. He is wearing orange cause Purple just seemed a little too Dumbledore. Probably would tame that down if I were to do it again. He's like a Wizard version of Naruto now that I look at it. Cripes. I do like the pose. But Yep. Im boring. I have nothing to say. Maybe you do? Maybe you could put it in my comments? Eh? EH?! Someone talk to me, I'm lonely...

Masters of Animation

Hi everybody! This is my newest daily drawing! I bet you all can tell who it is without me telling you. No? You've never heard of the Right Hand of Diz-Nee?! How dare you. This man is a legend that I read about early this morning, and shame on you all for not knowing it as well. Naah, Im just joshin' ya, this guy seriously was the bees knees. He was the real creative genius at disney, from what I gathered, as he created both Oswald the Rabbit (Who is > or = to Al Michaels, look that up when you get a second, it's truly hilarious) and Mickey Mouse. When Universal stole Oswald, and hired up all of Disney's Animators, This guy stuck with Disney. Then when Disney became the tyrannical ruler who wanted to eat entire souls, he jumped ship to begin a new studio, but that floundered, and he eventually when into special effects.

If you tell me who it is, Ill let you decide my next daily drawing. If no one replies, then I will continue my streak of streaky randomness.

She-Em! Wait... thats says Sheem. Em-Ra? I dunno.

This daily drawing is a special dedication to my number one gal-pal: Emily! She's the tops, the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas! I love her so much, and I want her to have a good day, so if you read this, and you see her, make sure you tell her how pretty and smart and talented she is. If you are rude to her, I will eat your face.

Remy LeBeau - Gambit

Hello Daily Sketch Fans! Here's Gambit from the X-men. He's doin' stuff. I got a headache. No time for funny.

Monster of the Midwest Blogfolio... or something cooler sounding.

Hey Gang, glad you could make it to my brand new Blogfolio. Did I just make that word up? Possible, and if I did, I want to copyright it, and charge people a nickel just to say it. So if you read outloud, you owe me a nickel. If you could go ahead and say it around twelve more times, I could afford to get a pop (regional dialect, you may know it as "Soda, Soda Pop, Pepsi, Cola, Coke ect.).

The Portfolio, now shown on the Intranets!