The Greatest Food Fight of All Time

Buy this book as soon as it comes out! I'll let you know what it happens, NEF's!

Favorite Movie Moments 1 - "Ooooh My Gaaaawd."

Hey NEF's! This is part of a new series of my favorite movie moments. There's so many to choose from, but I had this stuck in my head this morning.

My New War - Konica Minolta vs. Monster

Please... someone, tell me what this picture means. THERES NO WORDS ON THE INSTALLATION BOOKLET. No one at Konica Minolta can tell me either because "We don't just keep installation books laying around." They have the most pathetic customer support ever. Do not buy Konica Minolta brand anything.

Someone Threw up a Kids Puzzle on my Book Cover

Ugh. I gag just looking at this, and I created it. WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED ON THE WORLD?!?!?!?!

ABWA 1 - Mega Man

The Start of a New Series: Art Barwhore Would Appreciate (ABWA)

So I have this roommate, his codename: Barwhore. (It's not sleezy, just a play on his last name) Barwhore is a super awesome dude, and his first love is videogames. So this weekend, I decided that I would ask more about his Video Game Past. The First Question: What was your first Video Game System. Answer: The NES. (That's right, we are old.) Who was his favorite character? Mega Man.

Now, something else you should note, his girlfriend is trying to take over his house with girly shit. It's awful. So that's why I started this little ditty, called ABWA. This Mega Man is no where near completed, but after I do, I'm going to print it on canvas and then make him hang it up in a vain attempt to make the house more manly. Cause Girly stuff in a a house of all guys is dumb.

Continue to IGNORE ME, NEFS. (Venture Bros. Reference for the Win.)

Twitter = Deaf People yelling in an Auditorium

A quick Daily Drawing about Twitter. It truly is a bunch of deaf people yelling in an auditorium. "HEY MY SON JUST POOPED!" "CHECK OUT THIS!" "I PLAY FOR AN NFL TEAM WATCH ME MAKE A JACKASS OUT OF MYSELF."

Why am I aggravated all of a sudden? Well, when someone tweets something interesting, which is very rare, I like to ask questions, put my two cents in, ect. ect. So when they don't respond back, I feel its very rude. One, this is a topic you put out there. So you just wanted to talk? You wanted to "Hear your own voice on the internet" Pffft. Twitter, more of a pain in the ass then its worth.

You wouldn't like me when Im slightly irked.

Let me tell you people. You are all very lucky I don't have super powers. Cause I would have just became a super villain. This whole week has been shit. But, As I vent this, I feel better. People have started to respond to my tweets, so Im not completely invisible (but I found that out a couple of days ago when I slipped into the womens dressing room...PERVY and Fictional.)

So heres my self portrait in a Tim Sale-esque style done in roughly 10 mins. I feel slow, I feel angry. I have too much coffee in me and the bathroom is too far away. I dont think it will be a new drawing tomorrow, I might just work on this one some more. Don't say I didn't warn ya. But then again. Who the fuck is paying attention?

Later, NEFs.

Harry Potter and the Multiple Lawsuits

Flippin' A, Son. Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling just can't catch a break...well, at least another one. How many people have tried to sue the UK's richest woman? Yes, HP series does have a lot of common themes with existing stories. We get it. But everything can be boiled down to look like anything. Who actually thinks sitting in court is enjoyable? I wouldn't, at this point maybe J.K. could get work as a stenographer... but then again, she's already filthy rich. I just think it would cut the boredom.

Everyone Hates Aquaman...

Awww poor, Aquaman. X-Play, Seinfeld, The State, Spin City, The Simpsons, The Office, Family Guy, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly Odd Parents, Back at the Barnyard, South Park, and Robot Chicken have all made fun of you. Your powers include talking to the feeesh. But not being able to control the feeesh. So one time a piranha bit off your hand. Oh the irony. Hang in there fella, and if you can manage to not drown, that would be pretty super.

Now THAT'S amore!

Lovely Morning, my NEFs. Here's what I got my loveah for V-day a nice pictureesque... picture of us! Sappy Words Not included. Blah!

Capes and Babes, check it out!

Capes and Babes. If you love comic books and internets, you'll love Capes and Babes. Somehow me saying that three times reminds me of "Boats and Hoes" from Step Brothers. But anyway, check it out. RIGHT. FRIGGIN'. NOW.

Forgot the Link, Sorry.

http://www.capesnbabes.com/

NOW GO, My NEFs.

Masters of Animation

Hi everybody! This is my newest daily drawing! I bet you all can tell who it is without me telling you. No? You've never heard of the Right Hand of Diz-Nee?! How dare you. This man is a legend that I read about early this morning, and shame on you all for not knowing it as well. Naah, Im just joshin' ya, this guy seriously was the bees knees. He was the real creative genius at disney, from what I gathered, as he created both Oswald the Rabbit (Who is > or = to Al Michaels, look that up when you get a second, it's truly hilarious) and Mickey Mouse. When Universal stole Oswald, and hired up all of Disney's Animators, This guy stuck with Disney. Then when Disney became the tyrannical ruler who wanted to eat entire souls, he jumped ship to begin a new studio, but that floundered, and he eventually when into special effects.

If you tell me who it is, Ill let you decide my next daily drawing. If no one replies, then I will continue my streak of streaky randomness.

She-Em! Wait... thats says Sheem. Em-Ra? I dunno.

This daily drawing is a special dedication to my number one gal-pal: Emily! She's the tops, the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas! I love her so much, and I want her to have a good day, so if you read this, and you see her, make sure you tell her how pretty and smart and talented she is. If you are rude to her, I will eat your face.

Remy LeBeau - Gambit

Hello Daily Sketch Fans! Here's Gambit from the X-men. He's doin' stuff. I got a headache. No time for funny.

The Portfolio, now shown on the Intranets!