Monster of the Midwest Blogfolio... or something cooler sounding.

Hey Gang, glad you could make it to my brand new Blogfolio. Did I just make that word up? Possible, and if I did, I want to copyright it, and charge people a nickel just to say it. So if you read outloud, you owe me a nickel. If you could go ahead and say it around twelve more times, I could afford to get a pop (regional dialect, you may know it as "Soda, Soda Pop, Pepsi, Cola, Coke ect.).